we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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