Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
