you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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