she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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