Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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