party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
