Don't make out with my wife yet
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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