he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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