chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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