i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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