During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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