Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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