Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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