you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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