wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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