No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's shark week go big or go home
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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