Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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