Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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