the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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