i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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