Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My pussy is not your playground.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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