i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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