It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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