yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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