Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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