She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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