do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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