I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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