I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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