is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
