It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
