why didn't you poke me back
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Someone signed my nipple.
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