Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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