I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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