I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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