11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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