Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
