id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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