4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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