I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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