Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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