I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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