He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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