I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
