But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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