and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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