Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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