Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
tell me about the fingering
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