talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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