i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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